- Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
- Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
- Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
- Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
- Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
- Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
- Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
- Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
- Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
- Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
- Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
- Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.